January 24, 2008

Greetings Cyberdonks


...And welcome to our blog, your one-stop shop for poker discussion and entertainment. We talk about poker all the time. We finally realized that some of the material we were coming up with was so genius, so golden, that we couldn't keep it from the world any longer. So we, BlueChips and BlackChips, have come together to create this site, SpritPot.

(One note: You may be offended by the fact that occasionarry we might misperr some words using our Engrish accents. To that we say: Risten. Carm down. It's not our probrem certain individuars can't pronounce certain syrrabres.)

We are cash game WHORES (tournaments are for lucksacks and donkeys).
We primarily play full ring games.
We do NOT play the same style. ROR!

BlueChips started up his online carer in Spring 2006 at the NL50 level. Inspired by a prop bet that challenged his manhood and ability to maintain a respectable win rate over cyberdonkeys, he made a jump up to NL100 - where he is slowly learning the art of sucking out, min-raising 16 limpers from the smarr brind, and the fact that some people just don't fold 4th pair. Plays a tight aggro style (oh WTF, everyone plays aggressive these days...except Full Tilt Pro Rino Mathis...more on that later....) and mixes in his fithy math skills to PWN villains. He can also occsionally be found donating multiple buyins at the HU cash tabres.

BlackChips has been playing online since 2005. After donking away several online deposits, by some miracle he found his niche at NL400 in December 2006. Of all the regulars at the 400 game, this guy is one of the few true LAGs at the NL400 game. Pretty much any two cards will do for this guy. His UTG PFR range include cards that are cards that are better geared towards winning in RAZZ. After spending much of 2007 grinding the NL400-NL1000 levels, RedChips has scaled back his multi tabling donkery grinding and is looking to figure out ways to play looser. Stay tuned to see if that's even possible.

Two and a half years ago, we found ourselves in a casino one night. How we got there isn't important. It might have been to hit on the 58-year old cocktail waitresses. One of them might have been Tiffany's mom. But whatever, that doesn't matter for our purposes here. The point is, at the time, BlackChips played poker, but was a huge donkey. Like, even worse than he is now. So he asked BlueChips if he wanted to head over to the card room. BlueChips had never played before, so due to the huge vagina growing on his forehead, clouding his vision and judgement, he refused, and played blackjack instead (won $50! poned!).

Fast forward to present day, BlueChips is willing to play BlackChips HU for rolls any time. OK, maybe not rolls. Maybe $50. Many HU matches and poker discussions later, we have decided to start this blog together. Maybe the co-blogging thing is a little ghey. But don't worry, we won't be having any anal sex or giving each other rusty trombones or anything like that. But if you think it's a little fruity that two guys would have a blog together, whatever, we're ok with that. This way you get twice the content, twice the fun, twice the ACTION (although if you want like 8-10 times the action, lmk and I can give you Tiffany's mom's number).

That's about it. Poker. Engrish. Jokes about Tiffany's mom (she's a huge slut, you wouldn't even believe it). Check back soon as we wirr update frequentry.

BlackChips and BlueChips

1 comment:

Schaubs said...

Herro. Nice brog.

Velly wellr done, I rook forward to reading more.