August 8, 2009

Spam Email Titles

Despite how annoying they are, I find that spam e-mail titles can be entertaining, creative, even poetic at times. Here are a few I just noticed in my spam folder:


"She prefers your lovestick bigger"
"Your staying pole will be like a magnet for gals!"
"Support for your boning!"
"Discover the secret of your existence!"

What are your favorites?

-BRUECHIPS

3 comments:

Memphis MOJO said...

Here's two I got today at work:

By enlarging your instrument you will manage to keep up your good name.

Your bed is empty? Maybe you should enlarge your little friend.

Memphis MOJO said...

Two more that I got today:

Having a big beast in your pants will make you a beast in bed.

Enhance your tool and ladies will be lining up behind your door.

spritpot said...

ROR! For some reasons the ones with "tool" in them are always funny to me.