Kicking off a New Series: Yer Gonna Rove My Nuts! (Part 1)

We've decided to start a new series which will feature hands where we get villains to spaz out and bet big into the nuts. In honor of Vince the Srap Chop/ShamWow guy, how could it be called anything but, "Yer gonna rove my nuts!"?? To kick things off, here are a couple of hands vs. PL50 donks:

Hand 1:

Seat 1: bruechips (SB) ($50)

Seat 2: BB ($16.50)

*** HOLE CARDS ***

Dealt to bruechips [Ts Qh]

bruechips raises to $1.50 (folds to me, pretty standard open)

BB calls $1

*** FLOP *** [Th Qs Td]

bruechips bets $2.25 (Frop a boat, no big deal...since we're brind vs. brind and it's a paired board, I think betting here and inducing some bruff raise or froat is best. If I check/call or check/raise I think he might smerr monster.)

BB calls $2.25

*** TURN *** [Th Qs Td] [Ah]

bruechips checks (Big time scare card. If we were deeper and I had some history with an aggro villain, I might bet again because I would bluff that card with my entire range, so he should rebluff sometimes. But with only one bet left, any hand this guy is willing to call with on the turn, plus a whole lot more, is gonna bet the turn if I check.)

BB bets $7.50

bruechips raises to $30

BB calls $5.25, and is all in

bruechips shows [Ts Qh]

BB shows [8h 3h] (Uhh...yea dude...that's no good. Good frop for 8-high though!) 

Hand 2:

Seat 4: MP1 ($46.35)

Seat 5: MP2 ($11.55)

Seat 9: bruechips (UTG+1) ($50)

MP1 posts a dead small blind of $0.25

MP1 posts $0.50 (Donk alert!!!)

*** HOLE CARDS ***

Dealt to bruechips [Qh Qc]

bruechips raises to $2.50

MP1 calls $2

MP2 calls $2.50

*** FLOP *** [3s Qd 4c]

bruechips bets $6 (Pretty good frop again ROR...bet and hope someone thinks I have AK...)

MP1 raises to $16.50

MP2 folds

bruechips calls $10.50 (Roving the raise...after this there's one pot-sized bet reft. He could have 56 or A5 and have some outs against me, but I think it's more +EV against his entire range to srowpray this one. Maybe he'll try to make me fold TT on the turn.)

*** TURN *** [3s Qd 4c] [6c]

bruechips checks

MP1 bets $27.10, and is all in

bruechips calls $27.10 (Hopefurry he doesn't have 57...obviousry I'm not considering folding)

MP1 shows [Td 9c] (Hrmm...that doesn't look like 57...that looks more like...drawing dead!)

bruechips shows [Qh Qc]

-BRUECHIPS